February 2012
103 posts
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Price Managements Sprinklers need to go away
they get people more wet than the plants
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I just meet my alter ego at lunch today
like looking at the unconscious mirror…
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“Bitches want my money”
– Lucas Lauber (via prinzesspaige)
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Some Quotes of the Day provided by Lucas
“Were park greeters not park handlers”
“the sounds people make when going through the turnstiles you figure people be pushing out babies”
“why wasn’t I this energetic at work…Oh that’s right…I was at work”
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I wish a firework exploded on me right now...
at least I would be warmer
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No...none of us have to get to work
We are all just sitting on a bus for fun!!
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Nothing reminds me more of NY than a bunch of...
Btw it smells too
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There was a construction site in my bedroom last...
oh sorry it was my roommate snoring…nvm
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Sometimes...
1. you waste your time
2. make the wrong decisions
3. forget your hat
4. come home to a apartment smelling like bacon
6. create an allusion
7. and skip a step (like 5)
but life always gives you tomorrow…so who gives a shit!
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Coming to the realization that all my Facebook...
Awkward
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This bus smells like garlic and armpits...
it’s like an Italian restaurant!!!
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Life slows down...
when your bus stops at Vista Way
